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prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

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“Uh… I-I-I… I would not. This belongs to my wife now, so.” [x]

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Anonymous asked: You are absolutely beautiful, and I would like to make out with you

LOL.
Wellll I’m newly single, so I’m down =X 

3 days ago on 06/15/13 at 01:08pm
  • what i actually said: i forgot
  • what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.

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lirrylirry:

85 YEAR OLD BEST FRIENDS OH MY GOD PLEASE JUST WATCH THIS

AW MY HEART IS MELTING

Lol bootybooty underwear

this is the cutest thing ever omfg

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iraffiruse:

Dogs make everything better

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Don’t push the river , it flows by itself

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