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stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
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Anonymous asked: You are absolutely beautiful, and I would like to make out with you
LOL.
Wellll I’m newly single, so I’m down =X
3 days ago on 06/15/13 at 01:08pm
- what i actually said: i forgot
- what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
85 YEAR OLD BEST FRIENDS OH MY GOD PLEASE JUST WATCH THIS
AW MY HEART IS MELTING
Lol bootybooty underwear
this is the cutest thing ever omfg
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